THE PUSH BACK

It’s about 8:30am on this misty looking Thursday morning and I have a problem to address. It was on my mind before I went to bed last night as I was watching a real old episode of The Jeffersons. Now if you saw an episode from one of the first 2 seasons then you know that George Jefferson had a common problem that some guys like myself are suffering from and I like to call it THE PUSH BACK! Now I am fine as of right now but as I look down the family tree my mind is saying Ooooooooh Man. My Grandfather had the slickest hair styles throughout the 70’s and the 80’s, but when them 90’s hit, all he could say to the barber was “A little off the sides please” lol. My Dad just said fck it in like 93 and started rocking the John Salley. So there it is, there you have it…THE PUSH BACK. It’s bad because I can stop it, I can’t control it, all I can do is watch my hair become thinner and thinner until its nothing left. Hopefully by that point I have found a wife so when it does start to fall out she will already be stuck with a ring and kids so she can’t run off. Or maybe I will just turn into a George Costanza, just an old bald man popping up at Lou, Lance, and Will house cracking jokes. LMAO, I’m just talking shit though! But I really feel like in 3 or 4 years I will be looking into some research on how to take some hair from my butt to put on my head…….Peace