Drunken ish.......

I really think I drink toooooooo much. I mean honestly….anytime you got niggas claiming they can out drink you at 6”2, 250 pounds and they taking shots of patron by the doubles trying to keep up then u know something is wrong. Why the hell is my Mom up at 3:30 in the morning asking me to connect her internet connections….lol, blowin me. Back to the subject at hand, so I went out tonight to a little spot called Lotus and the hood was in there tonight, I mean chicks wit no sheos on and dusty azz all day outfits. I was wit my co-worker Booda and his ass got soooo blasted that he couldn’t even make it pass the Upper Marlboro exit right by my house to go home and I had to go scoop him up to bring him back around my way. Looks like I am in for a long morning since this silly nigga bust his tire and I have to help him put the spare on in the morning. I saw some of the weirdest characters getting it in tonight and as I sat and watched I thought to myself a lot of different things.

1. With this many off brand niggas getting chicks its crazy that I be going thru the things I go thru.
2. Do girls think its fly to dance wit no shoes on? We aint at no fckin high school homecoming dance.
3. Sometimes I wonder what other dudes be saying to get at chicks because when I say some basic down to earth shyt it seems to get a funny look.
4. Niggas be thinking they really living the songs that come on but be the cheapest mo fckers.
5. Swag is used entirely too loosely

I’m really just on a rant right now with one of those drunkin blogs I always wanted to do but never could accomplish. Shout out to Lance that was in the club wit no drink looking like he was about about to go to the casting call of who’s your caddy 2. Just talking shit…..Eye bar was some bush tonight and I got no action afterwards so fck it, that’s why I am on here. Now I’m off to bed because I gotta help this fat slut Booda change a spare in the morn…….Goodnight world!

OH YEAH I GOTTA LEAVE U WIT SOME FLY SHIT***>>>>> IF U AINT NEVER HEARD THIS WHILE YOU WERE BENT THEN PLEASE GRAB A DRINK AND I SWEAR THIS SONG WILL FCK YOUR MIND UP, REAL TALK! PEACE

Gibberish - Ryan Leslie